Next Thursday

Obviously there are sensitive situations like rape. First of all, don’t get raped. You know, smart girls don’t go down back alleyways dressed like sluts without some sort of weapon. Most girls carry mace, but I prefer a nice revolver. Anyway, if all attempts fail and a female does get raped, then she seriously needs to consider getting this little thing called ‘the morning after’ pill.

Wow. I just … I mean … She … Wow.

As my Southern grandma would say. “Well bless her heart!”